DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
( see he could just not say anything it was kind of an accident okay but no.
no heine can't do that because he's heine. close outside the window with another rock in hand and faced--well, away from baroqueheat's house. )
It's my house now, too. ( welcome to house rammsteiner. you've obtained +1 son who goes by the name of arthur. who's always next door. but it counts. )
hey are you alright? do you have all your limbs and you arent lying in a hot tub somewhere with panties on your face not breathing baroqueheat you're okay, right?
Edited 2013-10-13 04:54 (UTC)
I WAS GONNA DO THIS TOO you beat me to the punch!!!
oh thank god are you sure? all ten fingers and toes? even your elbows? i'm okay. and no, no one i knew. how about you? this is utterly horrendous...it's frightening how things can go from the temporary displacement and peace and sunshine to...this. things are going to get crazy here on out, i've no doubt about it.
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