DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
( see he could just not say anything it was kind of an accident okay but no.
no heine can't do that because he's heine. close outside the window with another rock in hand and faced--well, away from baroqueheat's house. )
It's my house now, too. ( welcome to house rammsteiner. you've obtained +1 son who goes by the name of arthur. who's always next door. but it counts. )
hey are you alright? do you have all your limbs and you arent lying in a hot tub somewhere with panties on your face not breathing baroqueheat you're okay, right?
oh thank god are you sure? all ten fingers and toes? even your elbows? i'm okay. and no, no one i knew. how about you? this is utterly horrendous...it's frightening how things can go from the temporary displacement and peace and sunshine to...this. things are going to get crazy here on out, i've no doubt about it.
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Date: 2013-10-05 08:50 am (UTC)one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
you have 13 minutes
13 minutes later
Date: 2013-10-05 08:53 am (UTC)this is sarah the pond monster
u sent this to this guy
and now he is dead
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Date: 2013-10-05 08:56 am (UTC)Re: 13 minutes later
Date: 2013-10-05 08:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-05 08:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-05 08:57 am (UTC)are you ok
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Date: 2013-10-05 09:00 am (UTC)he has never been more ok in his life
he is fish food
the fish are ok
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Date: 2013-10-05 09:02 am (UTC)STOP
LETS NOT
HE PROBABLY TASTES OF ROT AND CHEESE
THERE ARE BETTER MEALS FISH!!!!!
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Date: 2013-10-05 09:03 am (UTC)very sad
that you said that
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Date: 2013-10-05 09:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-05 09:08 am (UTC)thanks for the laugh
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Date: 2013-10-05 09:10 am (UTC)thank you
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Date: 2013-10-05 09:11 am (UTC)he would have wanted it that way
action;
Date: 2013-10-11 11:09 pm (UTC)a decent-sized rock flying in from one of the house's windows??
yes
yes it is.
have a gift, barbecue heat. )
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Date: 2013-10-12 12:05 am (UTC)the rock hits his stupid face and bounds onto the living room table
give him a moment before he sticks his face out of said window to yell: ]
Who's the one that told me to stay away from their house, huh?!
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Date: 2013-10-12 04:31 am (UTC)no heine can't do that because he's heine. close outside the window with another rock in hand and faced--well, away from baroqueheat's house. )
It's my house now, too. ( welcome to house rammsteiner. you've obtained +1 son who goes by the name of arthur. who's always next door. but it counts. )
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Date: 2013-10-12 09:35 am (UTC)[ he's so confused, why is this so confusing, he hasn't been at home enough to know things (he's the shittiest dad in the universe) ]
You can't just buy out my house, my real estate broker didn't say anything about that.
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Date: 2013-10-12 11:50 pm (UTC)( it’s okay heine is the worst son. look he’s just going to. toss the rock in his hand right at his own house.
why? because he fucking can. )
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Date: 2013-10-13 03:23 am (UTC)[ he thinks about it, was there a new kid around his house...? and why is heine throwing things at his own house, this kid confuses hi-tan so much. ]
--If y'wanna come in, come in through the front door.
lets pretend this was sent promptly
Date: 2013-10-13 04:47 am (UTC)are you alright? do you have all your limbs and you arent lying in a hot tub somewhere with panties on your face
not breathing
baroqueheat
you're okay, right?
I WAS GONNA DO THIS TOO you beat me to the punch!!!
Date: 2013-10-13 05:14 am (UTC)im fine
are you ? anyone you know in there?
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Date: 2013-10-13 05:28 am (UTC)don't question what he's doing he knows exactly what he's doing. )
What, do you want me to come in?
=u= great minds think alike
Date: 2013-10-13 05:32 am (UTC)are you sure? all ten fingers and toes? even your elbows?
i'm okay. and no, no one i knew. how about you? this is utterly horrendous...it's frightening how things can go from the temporary displacement and peace and sunshine to...this. things are going to get crazy here on out, i've no doubt about it.
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Date: 2013-10-13 05:35 am (UTC)[ he lingers by the window, puffing on his cig.
he really doesn't mind if heine comes over, really. ]
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Date: 2013-10-13 05:36 am (UTC)and you know what they say about peaceful places and bento boxes
the better it looks on the outside the more it stinks on the inside