[ IC CONTACT / ACTION FOR HOUSE 1423 ]

[dickering]

" it's hi-tan, leave one. ♥ "

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ok

[witchplz]

no, i wish

and NO WHY WOULD I WAKE UP AS A ROACH??? i would wake up as something adorable and fitting
like a cheetah or a bunny or a body builder
not as a body swap with you thats disgusting.
i'd give you the plague faster than you can light a cigarette if that did happen though

[dickering]

just saying !
id love you even if you were a seven foot tall giant with muscles bigger than my torso

also
if i turn into anything other than me
youd be the first to know

[ god, this is such a lie!!! ]

[witchplz]

you really mean that? even if i was arnold himself? or a cheetah with a really cute sneeze? or the taco bell dog?

bullcrap. you'd hide out in your room or in some girls room until then you jerk

[Hypocrite: detected]

[dickering]

i would love you even if you were rahnold schwarzenegger, princess
new nickname detected

only if i were hideous
i cant let you see me if im gross !

[witchplz]

if you say so, hi-tan...
its really strange.

bull. crap. well ok if you were twenty times more handsome or if you were blonde you'd definitely brag about it and run around town, screaming your new good looks to the heavens. if you were in your true form, the butthole of a donkey, you'd only run around town long enough to mourn.

[dickering]

i was gonna say something deep and meaningful
about dogs and not being able to learn new tricks and getting a new one
but it still pisses on the carpet??? but i lost it
the point here is that i could be a donkeys asshole but id still be me
appreciation!

tell me if anything happens
if you dont want me to see you i wont

ok thats a lie id find you anyway
but you can pretend that i wont

[witchplz]

at least dogs are loyal
i dont like that they chew on shoes??? if you ever chew on my shoes i'm shoving a nosepaper so far up your nose the obituaries will be imprinted on your frontal lobe =____=

i know thats a lie and thats exactly why my status is: nothing has happened.

[dickering]

id rather chew on your brastrap

ok ok princess, doesnt hurt to cover all my bases, right?
i dont like not having you around all the time to check for this kinda stuff
hi-tan is clingy !

[witchplz]

whats that, boy? you want some acid funneled down your throat? that i can do <3

you stay on the negative 5988493 base and everything'll be fine.
...i guess i kinda miss having you around too. its weird not to see you. i'm sorry, hi-tan.