Pseudo-Not-Father, I was watching the television when another message was shown. What looked like a list of housing numbers was displayed, and many of them are our neighbours. In fact, if one was only one number lower, it would be this house. I do not know what this means, but I recommend being cautious nonetheless.
if some asshole tries to come kill us in the night, rest assured that darling dad will punch them in the dick and squash their heads like an overripe pumpkin (bonus points for seasonal references!)
also im not the killer so dont worry about that, kay
tell me if you want me to sleep with you in the same bed if youre very afraid
[ She's not really sure if she's more relieved or horrified... but apparently all is good on that end so she's. Satisfied. More or less. THANKS BAROQUEDADDY............ ]
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Date: 2013-10-20 12:15 pm (UTC)Your Pseudo-Not-Daughter Medaka Kurokami
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Date: 2013-10-21 05:19 am (UTC)if some asshole tries to come kill us in the night, rest assured that darling dad will punch them in the dick and squash their heads like an overripe pumpkin (bonus points for seasonal references!)
also im not the killer so dont worry about that, kay
tell me if you want me to sleep with you in the same bed if youre very afraid
love,
baroquedaddy
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Date: 2013-10-21 05:14 pm (UTC)