attrac- what are you talking about you are so flipping grody yuma got syrup and this mix of oj and toothpaste in there how is that attractive. your standards, i worry about them.
[Casually ignoring even if it makes her feel gui...l...t.]
dont worry, theres nothing to worry about at all, chillaaaaax hi-tan all this unnecessary worrying is gonna give you more gray hair i can see one forming right now
and NO WHY WOULD I WAKE UP AS A ROACH??? i would wake up as something adorable and fitting like a cheetah or a bunny or a body builder not as a body swap with you thats disgusting. i'd give you the plague faster than you can light a cigarette if that did happen though
bull. crap. well ok if you were twenty times more handsome or if you were blonde you'd definitely brag about it and run around town, screaming your new good looks to the heavens. if you were in your true form, the butthole of a donkey, you'd only run around town long enough to mourn.
i was gonna say something deep and meaningful about dogs and not being able to learn new tricks and getting a new one but it still pisses on the carpet??? but i lost it the point here is that i could be a donkeys asshole but id still be me appreciation!
tell me if anything happens if you dont want me to see you i wont
ok thats a lie id find you anyway but you can pretend that i wont
at least dogs are loyal i dont like that they chew on shoes??? if you ever chew on my shoes i'm shoving a nosepaper so far up your nose the obituaries will be imprinted on your frontal lobe =____=
i know thats a lie and thats exactly why my status is: nothing has happened.
ok ok princess, doesnt hurt to cover all my bases, right? i dont like not having you around all the time to check for this kinda stuff hi-tan is clingy !
whats that, boy? you want some acid funneled down your throat? that i can do <3
you stay on the negative 5988493 base and everything'll be fine. ...i guess i kinda miss having you around too. its weird not to see you. i'm sorry, hi-tan.
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Date: 2013-11-19 02:48 am (UTC)im a bad dog that doesnt know how to heel, remember
if nothings wrong then its not an issue right
[ dickhead logic ]
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Date: 2013-11-19 02:49 am (UTC)[It's truly the winning type of logic ain't it]
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Date: 2013-11-19 02:56 am (UTC)its an attractive carpet
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Date: 2013-11-19 02:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-11-19 02:58 am (UTC)you are so flipping grody
yuma got syrup and this mix of oj and toothpaste in there how is that attractive.
your standards, i worry about them.
[Casually ignoring
even if it makes her feel gui...l...t.]
1/3?!
Date: 2013-11-19 03:14 am (UTC)i worry about you!!!
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Date: 2013-11-19 03:14 am (UTC)DONE
Date: 2013-11-19 03:16 am (UTC)id still love you if you turned into a roach you know that
even though holy shit thats really ironic
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Date: 2013-11-19 03:20 am (UTC)all this unnecessary worrying is gonna give you more gray hair
i can see one forming right now
ok
Date: 2013-11-19 03:24 am (UTC)and NO WHY WOULD I WAKE UP AS A ROACH??? i would wake up as something adorable and fitting
like a cheetah or a bunny or a body builder
not as a body swap with you thats disgusting.
i'd give you the plague faster than you can light a cigarette if that did happen though
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Date: 2013-11-19 03:33 am (UTC)id love you even if you were a seven foot tall giant with muscles bigger than my torso
also
if i turn into anything other than me
youd be the first to know
[ god, this is such a lie!!! ]
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Date: 2013-11-19 03:40 am (UTC)bullcrap. you'd hide out in your room or in some girls room until then you jerk
[Hypocrite: detected]
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Date: 2013-11-19 07:11 am (UTC)new nickname detected
only if i were hideous
i cant let you see me if im gross !
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Date: 2013-11-19 07:22 am (UTC)its really strange.
bull. crap. well ok if you were twenty times more handsome or if you were blonde you'd definitely brag about it and run around town, screaming your new good looks to the heavens. if you were in your true form, the butthole of a donkey, you'd only run around town long enough to mourn.
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Date: 2013-11-22 02:40 am (UTC)about dogs and not being able to learn new tricks and getting a new one
but it still pisses on the carpet??? but i lost it
the point here is that i could be a donkeys asshole but id still be me
appreciation!
tell me if anything happens
if you dont want me to see you i wont
ok thats a lie id find you anyway
but you can pretend that i wont
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Date: 2013-11-22 03:02 am (UTC)i dont like that they chew on shoes??? if you ever chew on my shoes i'm shoving a nosepaper so far up your nose the obituaries will be imprinted on your frontal lobe =____=
i know thats a lie and thats exactly why my status is: nothing has happened.
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Date: 2013-11-22 04:44 am (UTC)ok ok princess, doesnt hurt to cover all my bases, right?
i dont like not having you around all the time to check for this kinda stuff
hi-tan is clingy !
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Date: 2013-11-25 06:39 am (UTC)you stay on the negative 5988493 base and everything'll be fine.
...i guess i kinda miss having you around too. its weird not to see you. i'm sorry, hi-tan.