dickering: (ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀɴᴅ?)
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Date: 2013-10-14 06:12 am (UTC)
witchplz: (i've had it up to here)
From: [personal profile] witchplz
****fifty five lawsuits dont you add another number in the few minutes it took you to reply back you sicko! no one likes a fast high roller

yes! if people are in trouble, if my friend pu-chan is so scared shes freaking out like that then i need to do something. i appreciate how much you care but i'll do what my heart needs to do. if that involves lending some of it out then i will.

can i??? can i really??? i dont even remember the last time i made you food
if you get a night job i'll send you off with a boot to the ass and a celery stick or something

Date: 2013-10-14 07:19 am (UTC)
witchplz: (I'm gonna cut you in half <3)
From: [personal profile] witchplz
***that doesnt even touch on the accurate number, the number would take up all the character limit in this text get out immediately

damn right you cant! i'll come in after curfew and wear polka dot pants if i want, too, and you cant stop me!!

ARE YOU ADMITTING YOU'RE GOING TO BE A STRIPPER??? i hope you get lots of celery
the non veggie kind
you nasty turd!!!

Date: 2013-10-22 01:45 am (UTC)
witchplz: (unimpressed)
From: [personal profile] witchplz
**how to skin a pervert in 10 days. Anadis, R. 20**. Princess Publishing Company: Holly Heights.

no way, that's more of a closeted tsundere mode than anything.

never. not at all! i just want to save the souls of those eyeballs you're going to burn out at first sight.